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22 Awesomely Terrible Hockey Cards

Hockey cards don’t get the credit they deserve (we include one in every monthly HPC shipment). For years, baseball cards have been the pinnacle of the sports trading card world in regards to having the most awesomely, terrible cards. But after extensive research … Read More

Understanding Hockey Slang A to Z

After watching a hockey game close up, you might leave thinking you were in a foreign land. “He Went Top Cheddar”… “Look at the Bender”… “Check out the Rocket sitting behind the glass, think she’s a Puck Bunny?”… “Did you see … Read More

The Craziest Stanley Cup Stories

It is the prize of all prizes. Lord Stanley…The Holy Grail…The Stanley Cup. After first being awarded in 1893 to the Montreal Hockey Club, the Stanley Cup has been handed down each year to the winner of the National Hockey … Read More

The 10 Worst NHL Draft Pick Photos Ever

Being drafted into the NHL is one of the biggest highlights of every pro hockey player’s life. To finally realize your dream and be told by an NHL franchise “we believe you are good enough to play in the league,” is a feeling that … Read More

…Then You’re Definitely a Hockey Player!

Hockey players are some of the biggest beauties walking this planet. And although we’re all unique – varying pregame routines, playing styles, and favorite winner-beer quickly come to mind – we share commonalities that bind us into one of the … Read More

You Definitely Played Hockey in the 90’s If

The 90’s were pretty special.  The Macarena, pagers, Supermarket Sweep, fanny packs, silly putty, Dunkaroos, Free Willy, slap bracelets, bubble tape, Gameboy, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air…I could go on for days.  But for a special few – hockey players … Read More

40 Things We Love About Hockey

It’s that man-made holiday time of the year again where we affectionately express our love to our loved ones… but what about the sport that captured our hearts years ago?! Whether you prefer ice, roller, dek, pond, or floor hockey, … Read More

6 Conversations You’ll Hear On a Men’s League Bench

During our glory days, our in-game conversations included chirping our opponent, discussing on-ice tactics, and picking up a teammate after an ill-advised play. But things have gravely changed. Instead of being young, in-shape, and fully engaged in today’s competition, we’re … Read More

Adult League Hockey Chill Spectrum

Adult league hockey is incredibly unique. Some leagues and teams have ex-professionals while others consist of middle aged newbies, still gathering confidence on their skates. Skill and experience discrepancy aside our mutual passion leads us to the rink, often at the … Read More