By Kris Weaver of the Beer League Tribune
While there are a number of reasons to love adult league hockey (affectionately known as beer league), there are 2 reasons we really love it!
- Beer league hockey typically runs year-round with multiple seasons.
- Beer league team names are the best!
A quality beer league name combines hockey jargon with some good ol’ teenage humor.
Are you and some friends creating a new beer league team? Or is your old team looking to rebrand and update their name and look?
If so, look no further as the Hockey Players Club has scoured the internet and countless beer league locker rooms to find the best beer league team names for you to consider, or at minimum, have a chuckle!
Beer League Classics
Mighty Drunks
JagrBombs
San Jose Sharts
Drunk and Looking to Score
Whiskey Dekes
Busch League
The Beers
Jack Dangles
12oz Curls
Here for Beer
Others you’ve likely seen…
Zambronies
Pylons
Lucky Pucks
Parking Lot People
Healthy Scratches
Grinders / Greasy Grinders
Legends
3rd Liners
Puck Buddies
Ankle benders
Goons
Dusters
All-Stars
A little more creative…
Hat Trick Swayzes
Soft Dump In A Corner
Floss N Sauce
No Pucks Given
Mid Ice Crisis
Shut Your 5-Hole
Yesterday’s Allstars
The Eh Team
Check Republic
Hip Czechs
Cluster Pucks
No Regretzkys
Skateful Dead
Geri-Hattricks
Dekes of Hazard
Power Playboys
Five Minute Majors
Scandalous Beer League Names
Tri-pods
Just the tip-ins
Net Sticks and Chill
Moose Knuckles
Backdoor Bandits / Backdoor Tip Ins
Peter North Stars
AM Lumber
Multiple Scoregasms
Mother Puckers
Puck My Life
Money Shots
Book Hockey (say it out loud)
Slot Rockets
Morning Sherwoods
Beer League Team Names for the Ladies
Queens of the Ice Age
Victorious Secret
Chicks with Sticks
No Diques / No Dekes
Puck Bunnies
Final Period
Hookers (for the 2 minute penalty, get your head out of the gutter!)